Birmingham Social Centre
This earth divided we will make whole so it will be a common treasury for all!
Un-alienated labour saves Social centre.
All the flood damage from Thursdays reactionary attack is reversed already. With the aid of an un-alienated state of labor conditions, the Birmingham Social Center cleanup crew have managed to fix problems it would take an demotivated alienated capitalist worker struggling in a socially stratified capitalist society weeks to fix.
One nearby capitalist upon seeing the rapid turnaround of the worker owned social center fortunes stated “I’m dumfounded, I’m going back home now to change my political views on facebook to revolutionary”.
A representative from the social center stated “we are formulating now a new five day plan for the social center ¸I can’t say much now however, I can say that ball bearing production will probably be up 300% by the end of the month”.
Social Centre last Thursday just after the brutal attack.
Social center today, victorious worker takes well earned nap in new hammock. Smiling knowing utopia is only a five day plan away.
